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What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

I would hate to bore you by telling you how amazing I am. I am sure that you have already seen that to many times in the other profiles. So why not start with the bad stuff, I am constantly and consistently sarcastic even in the rare moments I am being serious. I get hurt or embarrassed much to easily. I have little patience for fake or stupid people, those who smile to your face and put you down behind your back, or those who act like common sense requires a masters degree. I'm shy and just quiet in general. I am laid back, honest and loyal to a fault and somewhere in that mix of being me I somehow manage to pull off being responsible too. How about you?

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildHeavyset
Height5' 4" (163 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Body ArtOther piercings
Health ConditionVisual impairment / blind

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Dramas, Movies
Favorite TV showsBlind spot and Quantico
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Pop, Folk
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction
Favorite booksAnything by Jim Butcher and Lord of the Rings
HobbiesReading, Internet, Playing cards, Computers

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Relaxing, Reading a book, Going to a concert

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionChristian
Attend religious servicesOn holidays
Goal in lifeTo just be me.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerI'm looking for someone who is curious about the world around them, that can take a joke and are not easily offended. Who believes that not only is sarcasm a spice of life but the way of life. Someone that can spell, and is generally happy. The rest is negotiable.
On the first dateI don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.